We were challenged this month over at the {I}nspiration blog, by Jan... create your own poetry... so, I will start with a Haiku.
Here goes nothin'
Wishing I were small
nothing like being grotesque
Weight Watchers help me!
let's try a dirty one - you should have HEARD us in the Tally chat last night.. sheesh!
I'll give him a treat
teasing wickedly oh yes
filled with much delight
Hmmmmmm these are fun. Hope I'm doing them right! One more, lets try Cinquain:
hot
sweating buckets
you know summer
is on the way
Splash!
hmmmmmmm ok. one more!
Pecking
size matters
to the bird
that bangs the tree
Perv!
Ok... so MY mind is in the gutter... ack. some days I think I was suppose to be a man with this wicked gutter brain of mine.
Oh yeah.. I know a secrrrrret!!!!! C'mon back here June 15th!! *wink wink*
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I love it!! The woodpecker one is the BEST!!
ReplyDeleteHehe!! These are great, Leah!!
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ReplyDeleteThe woodpecker one should be published. All have sex on the brain today....
ReplyDeleteOmg, I LOVE these! Can't believe I missed out on chatting last night...stupid JOB! lol...okay, and my fav too is the woodPECKER one!! :)
ReplyDeleteLove the haikus.....what a fun challenge! :)
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